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Worst Albums in the History of Music


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Consider this an encyclopedia of music's worst entries.

Created by: Troy Killjoy | 03.11.2011



1. Metallica - Lulu
2. Metallica - Lulu
3. Metallica - Lulu
4. Metallica - Lulu
5. Metallica - Lulu
6. Metallica - Lulu
7. Metallica - Lulu
8. Metallica - Lulu
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10. Metallica - Lulu
11. Metallica - Lulu
12. Metallica - Lulu
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14. Metallica - Lulu
15. Metallica - Lulu
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19. Metallica - Lulu
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78. Metallica - Lulu
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81. Metallica - Lulu
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87. Metallica - Lulu
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90. Metallica - Lulu
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92. Metallica - Lulu
93. Metallica - Lulu
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96. Metallica - Lulu
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98. Metallica - Lulu
99. Metallica - Lulu
100. Metallica - Lulu



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03.11.2011 - 23:16
MechanisT
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Just for the effort alone.
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03.11.2011 - 23:16
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
............ xD
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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03.11.2011 - 23:18
fabregassed
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I'm inclined to agree with most of this list.

But the exclusion of "lulu" is blasphemous.
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03.11.2011 - 23:18
Panzerchrist
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03.11.2011 - 23:22
Troy Killjoy
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Probably the most extensive list the world has ever laid eyes upon. Study it hard ladies and gentlemen, there's a lot to be learned.
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03.11.2011 - 23:23
Windrider
Raureif
You forgot Lulu...
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03.11.2011 - 23:24
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
The number 37 is the worst by far.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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03.11.2011 - 23:41
malaikat
I like the fact that we're actually part of the history. In forty years, we shall tell tales to our grandchildren how WE WERE THERE when the worst album in rock/metal history come out.

And we will be heroes in their eyes. *tear*
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03.11.2011 - 23:42
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Windrider on 03.11.2011 at 23:23
You forgot Lulu...

No just look at number 78 on the list.
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03.11.2011 - 23:43
Daniell
_爱情_
Elite
I'd switch 98 with 99.
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03.11.2011 - 23:44
Troy Killjoy
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Written by malaikat on 03.11.2011 at 23:41
And we will be heroes in their eyes. *tear*

Actually they'll probably just pity us. By then we'll all be in the loony bin for having lived through the tyranny of Loutallica.
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03.11.2011 - 23:44
fabregassed
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Written by malaikat on 03.11.2011 at 23:41

we shall tell tales to our grandchildren how WE WERE THERE when mankind pulled out THE abomination from satan's anal sphincter.

Fixed. No need to thank me.
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03.11.2011 - 23:44
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:43
I'd switch 98 with 99.

If I do that you know I'd have to move 90 up like 3 more spots.
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03.11.2011 - 23:47
Daniell
_爱情_
Elite
Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.11.2011 at 23:44

Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:43
I'd switch 98 with 99.

If I do that you know I'd have to move 90 up like 3 more spots.


Yes, but 37 is correct, so it's allright to do the switch.
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03.11.2011 - 23:51
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:47
Yes, but 37 is correct, so it's allright to do the switch.

Done.
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03.11.2011 - 23:54
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.11.2011 at 23:51

Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:47
Yes, but 37 is correct, so it's allright to do the switch.

Done.


I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing because of the sillyness
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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03.11.2011 - 23:56
Daniell
_爱情_
Elite
Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.11.2011 at 23:51

Written by Daniell on 03.11.2011 at 23:47
Yes, but 37 is correct, so it's allright to do the switch.

Done.


Now the whole list looks about right!
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04.11.2011 - 03:41
Clintagräm
Shrinebuilder
Wow. We need to rename this place Redditstorm and get it over with!
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04.11.2011 - 04:48
Void Eater
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U so clever brah.
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04.11.2011 - 06:45
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Void Eater won't be happy with this I am telling you. This is soooooo blasp.
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04.11.2011 - 06:56
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 04.11.2011 at 06:45
Void Eater won't be happy with this I am telling you. This is soooooo blasp.

I don't know what blasp means but I'll take it as either a compliment to me or my list or as an insult to Void.

In either case, thanks.
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04.11.2011 - 07:02
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by Troy Killjoy on 04.11.2011 at 06:56

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 04.11.2011 at 06:45
Void Eater won't be happy with this I am telling you. This is soooooo blasp.

I don't know what blasp means but I'll take it as either a compliment to me or my list or as an insult to Void.

In either case, thanks.


Before my post Void posted "You clever brah" is seemingly comes out of that he was actually hurt but didn't reacted to that "cause he actually loved that album(leaving some of the songs which was tediously pathetic). List is really no doubt about it but indirectly was striking Void into this matter.
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04.11.2011 - 09:28
Timmeh
Dudeman
Speaking of Lulu, Lou Reed and LOUdicrous albums, I recently discovered that he had actually managed to somehow make an even worse album.
A few facts (From Wikipedia)
1. The album entirely consists of guitar feedback played at different speeds.
2. Many fans of Reed's more straightforward rock efforts returned their copies of Metal Machine Music to record stores, believing that the droning grind which allots for the album's entirety was actually the result of defective vinyl.

Don't believe me?
*Listen at own risk*
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04.11.2011 - 16:09
Fredd
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I swear I had this exact same idea for a list, you thoughtrobber!
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04.11.2011 - 16:53
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Timmeh on 04.11.2011 at 09:28

Metal Machine Music

Actually that's quite an important album in many respects, and rather forward thinking in terms of noise music, one of the earliest examples of it in fact. It's not thought of in the way it used to be anymore, i.e. a joke.

Here's some Merzbow:

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04.11.2011 - 17:47
Slayer666
You'll all be so sorry for giving a Thumbs Up for this list in 10 years, when it turns out Lulu was a piece of work by a misunderstood genius way ahead of his time... Mark my words.
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04.11.2011 - 18:16
Troy Killjoy
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Nobody marks the words of trolls.
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04.11.2011 - 19:42
John Sandman
Ahahahahaha!
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04.11.2011 - 23:33
MechanisT
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 04.11.2011 at 18:16

Nobody marks the words of trolls.


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05.11.2011 - 01:47
Void Eater
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 04.11.2011 at 07:02

Before my post Void posted "You clever brah" is seemingly comes out of that he was actually hurt but didn't reacted to that "cause he actually loved that album(leaving some of the songs which was tediously pathetic). List is really no doubt about it but indirectly was striking Void into this matter.

No, I was merely stating that Troy is a clever fellow. No hidden subtext to be found in my use of overrused internet memes.
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