you're doing neither, so you can stop with this joke

John that's why we need speak Glaswegian or whit British dialect

No, but I was a teacher's pet.

SSUS are you a teacher?

I imagine Arabic, for example, would have similar specs, being spread across a vast geographic area with multiple distinct identities, and probably a great deal of influence from the local languages it supplanted.

longstanding interaction with each other.

I think at this point most European languages or languages that have contact with them have significant numbers of loan words and influence from English and French, which also kind of lose their distinction due to their